i left the house today to hang out with my friends and 3 of my family members just texted me saying “wow you left the house :o”
im always like hell yeah i’d survive an apocalypse and then i remember sometimes I nearly faint in the shower because the water is too hot
WHENEVER I TOUCH CEILINGS I FEEL REALLY POWERFUL
when ur crush asks u who ur crush is
when you are doing a group activity in class and your teacher puts the smart kid in your group
When you are doing a group activity in class and you’re the smart kid.
””“”“why did you cut your hair?::”“”“” i cut my hair to piss you off. specifially you, i was thinking of you when i cut my hair. i was thinking that you, specifically, would be interested in what my newly short hair meant to you, specifically.
i wish there was a scent of candle that smelt like the smoke after a candle has just been blown out
"were having pizza for dinner"
"can you call and order it?"