leela-summers:

Australians on Tumblr are the best

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intensional:

i left the house today to hang out with my friends and 3 of my family members just texted me saying “wow you left the house :o”

merchandice:

im always like hell yeah i’d survive an apocalypse and then i remember sometimes I nearly faint in the shower because the water is too hot

hamsterangst:

WHENEVER I TOUCH CEILINGS I FEEL REALLY POWERFUL

freecie1:

when ur crush asks u who ur crush is 

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highenergyjewtrino:

poryqon:

when you are doing a group activity in class and your teacher puts the smart kid in your group

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When you are doing a group activity in class and you’re the smart kid.

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grass10:

””“”“why did you cut your hair?::”“”“”  i cut my hair to piss you off. specifially you, i was thinking of you when i cut my hair. i was thinking that you, specifically, would be interested in what my newly short hair meant to you, specifically.

fruitcrocs:

i wish there was a scent of candle that smelt like the smoke after a candle has just been blown out

i-will-wait-for-you-endlessly:

Interesting proposal there

i-will-wait-for-you-endlessly:

Interesting proposal there

versaceslut:

basically how all female celebrities are treated by the media

bewbin:

i win 

bewbin:

i win 

taggedbooty:

"were having pizza for dinner"

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"can you call and order it?"

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